The best thing about French:
  • Person: "Ça va?"
  • Other person: "Ça va. Ça va?"
  • Person: "Ça va."
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beautypeen:

asking inanimate objects if they are joking when they don’t function properly

(via shep689)

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Musicals
  • Act 1: yay omfg everything is okay no one is dead and we're all sorta happy!
  • Act 2: EVERYTHING IS TERRIBLE EVERYONE IS DEAD OH SWEET JESUS THIS IS HORRIBLE WHY GOD WHY
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westernkanye:

my voice is girly when I talk to strangers but when I’m with friends I turn into morgan freeman

(via latteinparis)

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  • Disney fans: oh my god into the woods has got cinderella and rapunzel!!!! XDDDD this is gonna be the most amazing disney film everrrrr!!!
  • People that actually know what happens in Into the Woods: Do we tell them?
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jeremymcbitchin:

Imagine having braces during the apocalypse. no one can take your braces off. And you just have to accept that you’ll have braces forever.

i want a novel focused around a character with braces during the apocalypse and the entire plot of the story revolves around their search for an orthodontist who is still alive and they sort of accidentally save the world in the process

(via pitchpipestarkid)

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dobraeva:

*puts my ipod on shuffle and skips every song until i get one i was hoping for*

(Source: panerasexual, via latteinparis)

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